Joined Aug 5 2010
47 years old
Born on a wednesday and a saturday, at the tender age of six I invented spaghetti and became a respected Rabbi. After an accident with a squid, I developed a passion for origami, and now head a worldwide organisation devoted to the protection of endangered sellotape. An unusual little fact about me; I have a tail. It's about eight inches long, but isn't prehensile. I call it Mildred, but it's a bloke.